Tonight, I’m waiting for the world to come to me. In the meantime, I hear the drums of car doors slamming, airtight thuds. They’re not just noises, but symbols, a fact that tells me that [...]
“Bear Prints” and “Tan, Don’t Burn” are in Red Ogre Review in December, 2025. “Time Off” appears in Dog Throat Journal, November, 2025. “Product Warning” appears in the Switzerland-based The [...]
“Borrow or Rob? and “Palomino” appear in the Gorko Gazette. February, 2026. “Your First Rhino Rodeo” and “Over Explain” are in Right Hand Pointing, [...]
“Get out the Vote,” will appear in the Spring, 2026 issue of the Colby Review Waiting for Your Call” will appear in One Sentence Poems in April, 2026 “Piece of [...]
Ashbery vs. Brad Rose: A Comparison Relationship to Surrealism Ashbery Draws on French surrealism, but in a diffuse, associative way. His surreal moments feel like consciousness drifting through [...]
Nails Have you been to the pseudonym museum since it changed its name? No, you don’t have to be a member to get in, as long as you can lip-synch the secret passcode. Since I got my [...]
From Lucky Animals: There’s a Fix for That Do you prefer adding or subtracting? Yeah, me too. Fortunately, I was raised by a circus family, so I got a head start. Some people think there [...]
Incident I was just phoning it in—you know, like I was on automatic—when I realized, Maybe I’m on the wrong planet? Of course, happiness depends on your longitude as well as your latitude, but [...]
Didn’t See That Coming Speaking of foreclosures, I’m sick and tired of all these damn bugs. At least it’s eel season and I feel slippery as a skinny snake charmer on a fat-free diet. Of [...]
