I assume you and I are on similar planets. Yesterday, I was out riding my trick pony in the wooden hills and thinking about one day inventing a game that I would like to call polo. As the twin [...]
Keeping an Eye on You After watching edible television, I’m learning to talk to myself. Thinking means different things to different people. Consider the spaghetti western. Simple living [...]
Tonight, I’m waiting for the world to come to me. In the meantime, I hear the drums of car doors slamming, airtight thuds. They’re not just noises, but symbols, a fact that tells me that [...]
“Bear Prints” and “Tan, Don’t Burn” are in Red Ogre Review in December, 2025. “Time Off” appears in Dog Throat Journal, November, 2025. “Product Warning” appears in the Switzerland-based The [...]
Rabbit’s Feet Ministry of Love, Off-Off Broadway will appear in Stickman Review “Tears,” and “Earwigs,” will appear in Princeton University’s Mélange. “Pilot” will be published [...]
Ashbery vs. Brad Rose: A Comparison Relationship to Surrealism Ashbery Draws on French surrealism, but in a diffuse, associative way. His surreal moments feel like consciousness drifting through [...]
From Lucky Animals: There’s a Fix for That Do you prefer adding or subtracting? Yeah, me too. Fortunately, I was raised by a circus family, so I got a head start. Some people think there [...]
Incident I was just phoning it in—you know, like I was on automatic—when I realized, Maybe I’m on the wrong planet? Of course, happiness depends on your longitude as well as your latitude, but [...]
