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Sphinx The wind carved the Sphinx. It was very humane. No tattoos and a lot of grit. (Insert a big woosh here.) It doesn’t matter what you think about the sound of sand. It’s a giant cat. [...]

Poison Darts   I love the zoo. Especially the paper tigers and the ghost of a chance. It’s a big old world out there, isn’t it? Let’s fence it in. People tend to think I’m just a carpenter [...]