As career day approaches, I’m wondering, Is a tattoo really the best long-term investment for me? I mean, from a skeleton crew’s perspective. I guess there’s no real reason to fear the [...]
Tickle I wouldn’t be caught dead impersonating a cadaver. It makes me wonder though, how long I’d have to be sorry. By the way, which side of gravity are you on? Terrific. I hear that’s no longer [...]
“Time Off” appears in Dog Throat Journal, November, 2025 “Product Warning” appears in the Switzerland-based The Woolf, in November 2025 “Tall Plans” [...]
Sex We spend a third of our lives asleep, but it’s just a quiz. It can happen, even to the best of us. Like electricity, it doesn’t need wires and it’s quiet as hush money. Needless to [...]
From Lucky Animals: There’s a Fix for That Do you prefer adding or subtracting? Yeah, me too. Fortunately, I was raised by a circus family, so I got a head start. Some people think there [...]
Fun Fact Are those your legs or your pants? They’re a little longish for such a narrow wicket, but like the astronauts say, you can never have enough buttons and switches, especially as [...]
