Are those your legs or your pants? They’re a little longish for such a narrow wicket, but like the astronauts say, you can never have enough buttons and switches, especially as you approach the speed of light. Besides, most things never happen. Even on a good day. In fact, the past is never really over, as long as you’re only half the man you used to be, like your Auntie Maybe, when she fell off that Shetland crocodile and broke her wishbone. Thank goodness operators were standing by. Of course, it’s not a coincidence that when it pours, it rains, but the natural elements are merely exchanging pleasantries, a fact which goes a long way toward explaining why German chocolate cake was invented in Texas.
Appears in Main Squeeze, Issue 10, 2025
