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Sex   We spend a third of our lives asleep, but it’s just a quiz. It can happen, even to the best of us. Like electricity, it doesn’t need wires and it’s quiet as hush money. Needless to [...]

  From Lucky Animals: There’s a Fix for That Do you prefer adding or subtracting?  Yeah, me too. Fortunately, I was raised by a circus family, so I got a head start. Some people think there [...]

  I was trying to levitate myself again. Without a license. They say you shouldn’t do it without a license. At least I waited until after the holidays. LuAnn nearly hit the ceiling when I [...]

  Nails   Have you been to the pseudonym museum since it changed its name? No, you don’t have to be a member to get in, as long as you can lip-synch the secret passcode. Since I got my [...]

Incident I was just phoning it in—you know, like I was on automatic—when I realized, Maybe I’m on the wrong planet? Of course, happiness depends on your longitude as well as your latitude, but [...]

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