Full Color
Some people are opposed to nuclear weapons. I’m opposed to atoms. Of course, I’m not the man I used to be, but despite these ice pick headaches and my le dolce vita demeanor, I’ve been fine tuning my easy listening skills and lip synching to my emotional soundtrack. I wish the government would repeal that seatbelt law and let the chips fall where they may. You’ve got do die of something. Say, I don’t know about you, but lately I’ve had to keep careful track of my bones. You’d think they were all playing on the same team, you know, working together, but oh no, it’s every femur for itself. Speaking of apocalyptic alien invasions, I can’t wait until they corral a few of those little googly-eyed critters and line them up before a military firing squad. That’ll give them a genuine humanoid experience. By the way, do you think aliens dream like we do? No, not in black and white. I mean, in full color. If they know what’s good for them, they’d better.
Appears in Action, Spectacle, Summer, 2024
