From Lucky Animals: There’s a Fix for That Do you prefer adding or subtracting? Yeah, me too. Fortunately, I was raised by a circus family, so I got a head start. Some people think there [...]
Incident I was just phoning it in—you know, like I was on automatic—when I realized, Maybe I’m on the wrong planet? Of course, happiness depends on your longitude as well as your latitude, but [...]
Didn’t See That Coming Speaking of foreclosures, I’m sick and tired of all these damn bugs. At least it’s eel season and I feel slippery as a skinny snake charmer on a fat-free diet. Of [...]
Funny You Should Ask is published by OPEN: Journal of Arts and Letters. It All Depends Admiring the corporality of animals, we’re parked in the ghost car. I have an indoor question: [...]