Order Lucky Animals From Lucky Animals: There’s a Fix for That Do you prefer adding or subtracting? Yeah, me too. Fortunately, I was raised by a circus family, so I got a [...]
Ken Plans a Visit to Toys R’ Us Your long beautiful legs, candy kiss smile—almost too perfect. My million-dollar valentine, your ideas of perfection were far from flawless. [...]
Triangular Cities Spent the day writing negative online reviews of my favorite products. I’ve got to make at least a small contribution to solving the supply chain problem. Now that my skin fits [...]
Diamondback I’m organizing my thoughts, those cuddly love snakes. I was going to hire a tutor, but I’d only be cheating myself. My doctor says that after three weeks of bedrest and the [...]
“Good Luck, Mr. Goldilocks” and “Locusts” will appear in Clockwise Cat in early 2024. “Lonely Fun,” will appear in Loud Coffee Press, in January 2024 “School [...]
