Incident I was just phoning it in—you know, like I was on automatic—when I realized, Maybe I’m on the wrong planet? Of course, happiness depends on your longitude as well as your latitude, but [...]
From Lucky Animals: There’s a Fix for That Do you prefer adding or subtracting? Yeah, me too. Fortunately, I was raised by a circus family, so I got a head start. Some people think there [...]
Tickle,” Tipping Point,” and “My Attorney Reminds Me,” are in Right Hand Pointing, #161, Fall, 2025. Four prose poems, “Cages,” “I Found You, As If by [...]
Nails Have you been to the pseudonym museum since it changed its name? No, you don’t have to be a member to get in, as long as you can lip-synch the secret passcode. Since I got my [...]
Didn’t See That Coming Speaking of foreclosures, I’m sick and tired of all these damn bugs. At least it’s eel season and I feel slippery as a skinny snake charmer on a fat-free diet. Of [...]
Funny You Should Ask is published by OPEN: Journal of Arts and Letters. It All Depends Admiring the corporality of animals, we’re parked in the ghost car. I have an indoor question: [...]
Scorpions How much does your breakfast weigh? I mean, without the eyes. Of course, you’ve got to wonder, What’s in it for the other scorpions? I guess everybody hears a different drummer, [...]
The Argyle Literary Magazine will publish “Burnt Ghosts” in December, 2025 In November, 2025 Dog Throat Journal will publish “Time Off'” The Woolf, will [...]