“Your First Rhino Rodeo” and “Over Explain” are in Right Hand Pointing, January, 2026. “Ray of Light” appears in Dark Winter, February, 2026. “Burnt [...]
Tickle I wouldn’t be caught dead impersonating a cadaver. It makes me wonder though, how long I’d have to be sorry. By the way, which side of gravity are you on? Terrific. I hear that’s no longer [...]
I was trying to levitate myself again. Without a license. They say you shouldn’t do it without a license. At least I waited until after the holidays. LuAnn nearly hit the ceiling when I [...]
I’m proportionally accurate. I don’t care if God has a plan. It’s for aesthetic effect. Since the sky had its roof blown off, nobody knows what to make of my dreams. In absentia, I’m [...]
This time of year, the words on everyone’s lips are, No, no, not now. Speaking of the dead; they come from a long, venerable line. But who’s counting? Not even the mathematicians. A similar [...]
I’m wearing my lucky pants. Everybody at the post office knows me. Yesterday, when I walking to the liquor store, I noticed somebody peeping through the blinds. I’ve been trying to trick myself [...]
Science has shown that you shouldn’t name your livestock if, one day, you intend to eat them. I bend easily to temptation, especially when I’m landlocked by the energy fields. Normally, I do all [...]
