Away with Words, White Knuckle Press.
Prime Real Estate
It’s a medium-to-extra-large night. Like shoe trees in bloom, something mysterious is afoot. Perhaps it’s a circular trend or a movie played backward about a swinging pendulum. Since my name change, I feel like a bunch of short stories without a table of contents. I’m in no position to offer career advice, but I can tell you it’s totally unnecessary to kill people while they’re onscreen. All the best actors wear body cams, more out of convenience than convictions. Which reminds me; the doctor’s office called this morning and left a message about your upcoming head transplant. Maybe that’s why you look strangely familiar to me? Like they say, location, location, location. Why rent when you can own?
Appears in Away with Words.