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Away with Words, White Knuckle Press.


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It’s a medium-to-extra-large night.  Like shoe trees in bloom, something mysterious is afoot. Perhaps it’s a circular trend or a movie played backward about a swinging pendulum. Since my name change, I feel like a bunch of short stories without a table of contents.  I’m in no position to offer career advice, but I can tell you it’s totally unnecessary to kill people while they’re onscreen.  All the best actors wear body cams, more out of convenience than convictions. Which reminds me; the doctor’s office called this morning and left a message about your upcoming head transplant. Maybe that’s why you look strangely familiar to me? Like they say, location, location, location. Why rent when you can own?

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